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In basic me and a bunch of guys snuck honey and sugar packets out of the chow hall to sabotage enemy tents during FTX so fire ants would attack them in their sleep, the DI’s found out and we were put on first service detail for the FTX as a punishment. FSD during FTX was light duty, 4 men to a foxhole instead of 2 meaning extra sleep, first dibs on MRIs meaning good food, we were the only group allows to go on the attack, harassing all the other recruits all night long, I guess they liked our ingenuity, the slogan was anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for
I don’t know why but it just feels a lot better accomplishing things without cheating, it never sits right with me
@CaptainCriticalChannel
That one troop who ended up 90 miles away must have been friends with Forrest Gump