@bluetezeit8098 June 20, 2023 at 3:08 pm

"She sells seashells on a seashore

But the value of these shells will fall

Due to the laws of supply and demand

No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand

Step one, you must create a sense of scarcity

Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see

Bear with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em

On an island stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond

Step two, you gotta make the people think that they want 'em

Really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson

Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment

If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking wasteman

Three, it's monopoly, invest inside some property

Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly

"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy

Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality

Four, expand, expand, expand

Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand

Five, why just shells?

Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!

Six, guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds

Sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock

Seven, press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes

Run to be the president of the United States

Eight, big smile mate, big wave that's great

Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate

Nine, polarise the people, controversy is the game

It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name

Ten, the world is yours

Step out on a stage to a round of applause

You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a ….,

And you sell seashells on the seashore"

@fredprince8256 March 26, 2023 at 3:37 am

Sally sold seashells by the seashore
But her seashells didn’t sell too well (shucks!)
Sally set up a seashell store on Squarespace
And soon, her seashells started selling

Suddenly, Sally was a seaside sensation
So much, she also sold swanky seashell accessories, shiny seashell sequin skirts and sarongs, seashell serenity sessions starting sharply at sunrise, exceptionally savoury seaside snacks (seriously?), even seashell excursions of the seashore.
To sum it up, Sally’s seashells were so successful she sailed into the setting sun as a seashell celebrity (shucks.).

@youngfox2186 February 22, 2022 at 3:52 pm

MJ sold coffe at the coffee shop

@Mechagodzillakiryu February 18, 2022 at 9:50 pm

Shucks